Going home, in the car
Me : mom im going to learn how to knit a scarf, im going to knit you one and you're going to wear it every day.
Mom : do i really have to ?
Me : huh yes because you can show it off in front of your chinese momma momma friend
Mom : it's okay ill pass
-dad comes in-
Me : daddy, mommy doesnt to wear the scarf im going to knit for her
Daddy : why
Me : because she thinks it's going to be ugly
Daddy : well you wont even finish it
Me ; thank you for the support
Daddy : we will always "support" you
DADDY AND MOM START LAUGHING

wow thanks .