Mom : shirley you've gained so much weight lately
Me : I know I know , what do you want me to do?
Mom : It's okay. Like that you won't have a boyfriend and I don't have to worry about you
Me : Wow thanks mom, you want me to die forever alone okay I get it

My mom is the nicest ==' it's okay, if I i end up forever alone they promised because daddy promised to take care of me hehe :)